Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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