Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Randomize
