You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize
