I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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