Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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