I hope mine doesn't look like that
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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