She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
its liver damage thursday
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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