talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
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Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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