didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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