Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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