I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Randomize
