This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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