It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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