I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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