so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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