I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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