When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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