i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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