just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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