she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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