What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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