It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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