lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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