This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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