Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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