There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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