Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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