i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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