Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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