what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
there's paper in my vomit.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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