So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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