question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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