if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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