On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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