My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
where does the pee come out of this thing
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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