Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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