Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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