after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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