Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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