my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
