i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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