as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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