yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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