Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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