So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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