I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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