Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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