Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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