Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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