I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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