i would punch a child for taco bell
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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