How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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