Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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