The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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