When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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