we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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