She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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